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Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell
happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut
the bitch up with cookies. (Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows. -Janette Barber-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
can't. -Rhonda Hansome-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me
at once.. -Jennifer Unlimited-


If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning. -Catherine-


I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-


If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-


When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country. -Elayne Boosler-


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-


In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything
done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-


I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career. -Gloria Steinem-

Bon, je vais chercher, alors

Look at this!! http://www.jesusandmo.net/

1. THE PHARMACIST


A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the
law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all
kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any
cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well,
now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

2. The Silent Treatment


A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need
his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she
would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

3. I had amnesia once -- or was it twice?

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask ... is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he
grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when every thing else is gone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds.

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look
like a 20 penny nail.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Is there another word for synonym?

The speed of time is one-second per second.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
man who can't
get his pants off.

Have you got Parkinson ?

I hope not. I tried to edit, but it didn't work. sorry!

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

You know what? I do smoke Camels

With a condom?

But is that all you do with a camel ? !!!

BLONDE COWBOY

........The sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the side walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks “Why in the world are you walking around like this?”
The cowboys says...”Well it’s like this sheriff...l was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go to her motor home with her. So l did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt....so l did.Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants so l did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts....so l did. The she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says. “Now go to town cowboy...” *

“And here l am”

Son of a Gun, Blonde men do exist!




* = mets-toi à l’oeuvre/ va en ville

Guess what !

Are you a blonde, by any chance ? !!! but not a cowboy!
Ah! a blonde cowboy sodomite who didn't win an Oscar!

Ceci n'est pas une blague, mais un résumé de la vie de enfants des années 50, 60.

I Can't Believe We Made It!

If you lived as a child in the 40's, 50's, 60's or 70's, looking back, it's hard to believe that we have lived as long as we have...
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a convertible on a warm day was always a special
treat.
Our cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paint.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors, or cupboards, and when we rode our bikes we had no helmets.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle; horrors.
We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.
After running into the bushes a few times we learned to solve the problem.
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on, no one was able to reach us all day.
No mobile phones; unthinkable.
We got cut, and broke bones, and broke teeth, and there were no law-suits from these accidents. They were accidents. No one was to
blame but us. Remember accidents?

We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it.
We ate patty cakes, bread and butter, and drank cordial, but we were never overweight...we were always outside playing.
We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle and no one died from this.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, video games, 65 channels on pay TV, video tape movies, surround sound, personal mobile phones, Personal Computers, Internet chat rooms ... we had friends.
We went outside and found them.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them.
Imagine such a thing. Without asking a parent! All by ourselves !
Out there in the cold cruel world! Without a guardian - how did we do it?

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls, and ate worms, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.
Footy and netball had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.....
Some students weren't as smart as others so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade.
Tests were not adjusted for any reason.
Our actions were our own.
Consequences were expected.
There was no one to hide behind.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law - imagine that!
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever.
The past 50 years has been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.
And you're one of them. Congratulations!

My Dear Wife:

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54-year-old body can no longer supply.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed ,I shall be back home before midnight.

When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, etsquare, slide rule and calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement.

Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzalez said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values.

They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', We have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every
triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes".

MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling
me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he
replies. I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?" Without missing beat he says,

Worked for your bum, didn't it?"

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Ron ....
Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Julie. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for Julie to get a
full-time job, both for extra income and for the health insurance that we
needed.

Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age.
I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the BR club so eating out is not reasonable

I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves.
I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think.
For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay
the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days.That way she won't have to rush so much.
I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the backyard.
I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice,
big, cold glass of freshly-squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too. I know that I probably look like a Saint in the way I support Julie.
I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, fellas, even if you use just a little more tact and a little less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
After all, we are put on this earth to help each other ...
Signed,

Ron

EDITOR'S NOTE: Ron died suddenly Thursday 26 of May2005.

He was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II (golf club) rammed up his a **, with only 2 inches of grip showing.

His wife Julie was arrested, but the all-woman jury accepted her defence that he accidentally sat down on it very suddenly.

Oh my God ... oups

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.Peter
at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
bloodcurdling screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone
having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams
"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to
fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go
there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that !"

Class !!!

---- GOD CREATED CHILDREN
(AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)

To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces,
nephews,or students... here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!"
"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God.
"Why?"
"Because I am your Father and I said so! " God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? " God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you? " said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it! " Adam said.
"Did not! "
"Did too! "
"DID NOT! "
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.
AND FINALLY:
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"
AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!

lol

Ah ah ..

BLONDE BAPTIST COWGIRL

*A cowgirl, who is visiting South Carolina from Texas, walks into a bar
and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more.
*
*The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
*
*The cowgirl replies, " Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in
Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in Texas,
we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."
*
*The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
*
*The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
*
*She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
*
*One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
*
*The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs.
*
*"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains, "It's just that my
husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
*
*"Hasn't affected my sisters though.

Celle-ci est courte
YOU GOTTA LOVE CHICAGO WOMEN!!

A woman from Chicago and another from the East coast were seated side-by-side on an airplane. The woman from Chicago, being friendly and all, said:

So, where are you from?"

The East coast woman said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The woman from Chicago sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:

"So, where are you from, bitch?"

Sorry to disappoint you all, but I have no more jokes in English for the moment. Maybe some of you know of a site where I can find some ? bz, R

voici un lien qui va nous rassurer sur le sort des Irakiens:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30610


The Onion, un mag US satirique, à lire!!

George W. Bush, lives in the White House and rules the country. Here
are a few of his quotes:

Russia is no longer our enemy and therefore we shouldn't be locked
into a Cold War mentality that says we keep the peace by blowing each
other up. In my attitude, that's old, that's tired, that's stale.
Dubya

If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to
have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all."
Dubya

For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal
shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just
unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."
Dubya

But I also made it clear to [Vladimir Putin] that it's important to
think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew
each other up, the world would be safe."
Dubya

I simply said that I would do everything to help Taiwan to defend
itself.
Dubya

Home is important. It's important to have a home."
Dubya

I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship."
Dubya

I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but
for predecessors as well."
Dubya

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
Dubya

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
Dubya

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother
and child."
Dubya

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
Dubya

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same
distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures
where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water,
that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
Dubya

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean
in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century."
Dubya

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy but that could change."
Dubya

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and
that one word is 'to be prepared'."
Dubya

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
Dubya

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments
in the future."
Dubya

"The future will be better tomorrow."
Dubya

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
Dubya

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history."
Dubya

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
Dubya

"It's terrible how those killers at Columbine had their hearts turned
dark as a result of being on the Internet."
Dubya

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
Dubya

"Public speaking is very easy."
Dubya

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
Dubya

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the olls."
Dubya

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
Dubya

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
Dubya

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
Dubya

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
Dubya

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
Dubya

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
Dubya

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
Dubya

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Dubya

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
Dubya

"There has to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."
Dubya

"Is our children learning?"
Dubya

"I understand small business growth. I was one."
Dubya

"Higher education is not my priority."
Dubya

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Dubya

"Tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. You're a—you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."
Dubya

"Secondly, the tactics of our—as you know, we don't have relationships with Iran. I mean, that's—ever since the late '70s, we have no contacts with them, and we've totally sanctioned them. In other words, there's no sanctions—you can't—we're out of sanctions."
Dubya

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." Dubya

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than—I say more Muslims—a lot of Muslims have died—I don't know the exact count—at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."
Dubya

Three old men are at the doctor's for a memory test.
The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three?"
"274" was his reply.
The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is
three times three?"
"Tuesday" replies the second man.
The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three
times three"?
"Nine" says the third man.
"That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that"?
"Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man.








"I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

Funny:

How to tick people off?

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country."
--- Elayne Boosler

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look
stupid."
--- Hedy Lamarr

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
--- Maryon Pearson

"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes
home late at night."
--- Marie Corelli

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
--- Gilda Radner

"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an
assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly
promoted as a male schlemiel."
--- Bella Abzug

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps
they should live next door and just visit now and then."
--- Katharine Hepburn

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything
done, ask a woman."
--- Margaret Thatcher

"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
--- Baroness Edith Summerskill

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How
intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your
neck?"
--- Linda Ellerbee

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not
dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a
smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong

This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho
man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"
- Judy Tenuta

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
- Wendy Liebman

I think - therefore I'm single.
- Lizz Winstead

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and
a career."
- Gloria Steinem

"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
- Gloria Steinem

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
--- Zsa Zsa Gabor

World cup winners:

2002 Brazil
1998 France
1994 Brazil
1990 Germany
1986 Argentina
1982 Italy
1978 Argentina
1974 Germany
1970 Brazil
1966 England
1962 Brazil
1958 Brazil

Now if we take the 1994 Brazil win and add it to there previous win which
was 1970 and add the years we get..

Brazil 1994 + 1970 = 3964

If we do the same for Germany...
Germany 1990 + 1974 = 3964!!!

And Argentina
Argentina 1986 + 1978 = 3964???

So who will win this time?
If we subtract 2006 from 3964 we will get the winner this year.
3964 - 2006 = 1958
Brazil

How about that.