who'd have kids ? just a joke!

In a poor zoo of India , a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered. when one day a Dubai Zoo Manager
visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to Dubai Zoo.
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/C environment, a
goat or two every day.
On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India .
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food
bag of bananas was delivered.
The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,'
don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering bananas to me?
The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle ... but... you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! '

Moral of the Story .... Better to be a Lion in your own country than a Monkey elsewhere

exellent this history

you mean "story"

Revenge ^^

tu l'as déjà dit

bin je le redis

Speak english please i don't understand

Bd9 fight with me ? i'm ROCKY BALBOA the iltalian étalon lol

même pas peur.

english translation please !!!!

--> Bd9 is not afraid at all...

Ce message a été modifié par leon1789 - dimanche 26 août 2007 à 21:58.

sorry, I forgot

Lol i'm your father ( ton caverneux)

Who's father are you? Leon's or Bidine's???

bidine's ^^

it's a nightamre ^^

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

please, please, help me, ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

it wasn't really a backing singer I was expecting for, but it's still a support.

a singer yes, but with a big horn and a string

who's talking about?