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29/01/2006 17:03
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Master of surround © Groupe : Membres Messages : 10.742 Inscrit : 15/10/2003 Membre no 427 |
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30/01/2006 11:47
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Réalisateur Groupe : Membres Messages : 4.306 Inscrit : 20/05/2003 Membre no 22 |
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03/02/2006 17:24
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Monteur Groupe : Membres Messages : 2.842 Inscrit : 23/01/2006 Membre no 15.655 |
WORLD WAR III IS COMING
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde escaped from New Orleans, with big tits." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde escaped with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "Listen, I told you no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims". |
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05/02/2006 22:12
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Vedette Groupe : Membres actifs Messages : 1.242 Inscrit : 23/05/2003 Lieu : nord Cotentin Membre no 44 |
(IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/an_ouarf.gif) excellent, je la ferai circuler!
comme a dit notre cher Sarko, vaut mieux trop de caricatures que trop de censure. Désolée d'être d'accord avec lui très exceptionellement.... |
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06/02/2006 09:42
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Master of surround © Groupe : Membres Messages : 10.742 Inscrit : 15/10/2003 Membre no 427 |
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06/02/2006 11:23
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Réalisateur Groupe : Membres Messages : 4.306 Inscrit : 20/05/2003 Membre no 22 |
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06/02/2006 17:19
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Producteur Groupe : Membres Messages : 10.947 Inscrit : 20/05/2003 Membre no 15 |
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07/02/2006 17:33
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Vedette Groupe : Membres actifs Messages : 1.242 Inscrit : 23/05/2003 Lieu : nord Cotentin Membre no 44 |
D'abord, pour les anglophones et amateurs de la liberté de s'exprimer, une série de comic strips!! http://www.jesusandmo.net/ . Enjoy!!
Si vous ne coprenez pas, demandez! CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 />Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. |
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07/02/2006 17:39
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Vedette Groupe : Membres actifs Messages : 1.242 Inscrit : 23/05/2003 Lieu : nord Cotentin Membre no 44 |
THIS ONE IS NOT NICE
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. " The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old. The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female. Ce message a été modifié par joanne_192 - 07/02/2006 17:40. |
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07/02/2006 19:39
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Vedette Groupe : Membres actifs Messages : 1.242 Inscrit : 23/05/2003 Lieu : nord Cotentin Membre no 44 |
Comme depuis, j'ai lu quelques BLAGUES, je ne culpabilise plus pour celle-là!!!!
Ce message a été modifié par joanne_192 - 07/02/2006 19:39. |
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07/02/2006 22:08
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Vedette Groupe : Membres actifs Messages : 1.242 Inscrit : 23/05/2003 Lieu : nord Cotentin Membre no 44 |
The Four Cats !
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist,,,,,,and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better.He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies ............Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop Everyone agreed that was pretty good. Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government Employee called his cat and said,,,,, "Coffee Break,,,,do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet,,,,,,,,,,, ate the cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, drank the milk,,,,,,,,, sh*t on the paper,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, screwed the other three cats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, claimed he injured his back while doing so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,,, put in for Workers Compensation...............and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............. Ce message a été modifié par joanne_192 - 07/02/2006 22:10. |
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07/02/2006 23:18
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Producteur Groupe : Membres Messages : 10.947 Inscrit : 20/05/2003 Membre no 15 |
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09/02/2006 11:11
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Réalisateur Groupe : Membres Messages : 4.306 Inscrit : 20/05/2003 Membre no 22 |
D'abord, pour les anglophones et amateurs de la liberté de s'exprimer, une série de comic strips!! http://www.jesusandmo.net/ . Enjoy!! Excellent ! (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/cling.gif) |
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10/02/2006 19:36
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Vedette Groupe : Membres actifs Messages : 1.242 Inscrit : 23/05/2003 Lieu : nord Cotentin Membre no 44 |
Tu as lu Jésus et Mo ?
Charlie Hebdo est extrêmement intéressant, si vous arrivez à en trouver un!! (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) Ce message a été modifié par joanne_192 - 10/02/2006 19:37. |
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12/02/2006 22:26
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Vedette Groupe : Membres actifs Messages : 1.242 Inscrit : 23/05/2003 Lieu : nord Cotentin Membre no 44 |
Alors, vous l'avez lu ?
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15/02/2006 11:45
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Réalisateur Groupe : Membres Messages : 4.306 Inscrit : 20/05/2003 Membre no 22 |
Pas lu, hélas...
Je vais essayer de trouver le dernier Charlie Hebdo (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/cling.gif) |
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15/02/2006 16:17
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Producteur Groupe : Membres Messages : 10.947 Inscrit : 20/05/2003 Membre no 15 |
Il va devenir collector ce numéro. :clng:
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15/02/2006 16:24
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Master of surround © Groupe : Membres Messages : 10.742 Inscrit : 15/10/2003 Membre no 427 |
Il l'est déjà je pense.
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16/02/2006 00:14
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Vedette Groupe : Membres actifs Messages : 1.242 Inscrit : 23/05/2003 Lieu : nord Cotentin Membre no 44 |
400 000 ex
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16/02/2006 08:40
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Master of surround © Groupe : Membres Messages : 10.742 Inscrit : 15/10/2003 Membre no 427 |
Hé hé
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