who'd have kids ? just a joke!

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A really nice one!!

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All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread.
These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is
www.whorepresents.com


2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island. http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company, http://www.powergenitalia.com


6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales ,
w ww.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is
www.cummingfirstcom

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,
www.speedofart.com

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A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is on heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." said the Mom.
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a
walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was on heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so
another dog is pushing her home."

Thoughts of the week
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like... night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
happened.
25. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

My favourites: 24, 26

Ce message a été modifié par joanne192 - 22/04/2007 18:27.

Finagle's First Law:
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Oh, do you think so ? !!

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Ce message a été modifié par sykes2477 - 07/05/2007 15:07.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day,
I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other one is the husband.

O yes Ispeak english verry well so easy (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/an_ouarf.gif) (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/yahoo.gif)

veRy well !
---> 3 heures d'anglais par jour pendant cette première semaine de vacances (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/mrgreen2.gif)

all right my lord (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/mrgreen2.gif)

===> en fait vous l'aurez compris i'am a chit in english

POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you mean "shit"?
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revenge !! (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/evil.gif)

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Mettez vous y a plusieur je résisterais !!

(IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/an_what.gif) in english o yes all rignt
A next time maybi... (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/an_coucou.gif)

maybE!!!!

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O sorry ( je l'ai fai expré !!) (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/mrgreen2.gif)

Just kidding!! (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/yahoo1.gif)

i swear you (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/an_ouarf.gif)