who'd have kids ? just a joke!

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WORLD WAR III IS COMING

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that
Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
Muslims and one blonde escaped from New Orleans, with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde escaped with big tits? Why
kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "Listen, I told you
no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".

(IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/an_ouarf.gif) excellent, je la ferai circuler!
comme a dit notre cher Sarko, vaut mieux trop de caricatures que trop de censure. Désolée d'être d'accord avec lui très exceptionellement....

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D'abord, pour les anglophones et amateurs de la liberté de s'exprimer, une série de comic strips!! http://www.jesusandmo.net/ . Enjoy!!

Si vous ne coprenez pas, demandez!


CHINESE PROVERBS

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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to <?XML:NAMESPACE
PREFIX = ST1 />Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

THIS ONE IS NOT NICE


A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a

tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being
such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each
other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets
for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. "
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became














92 years old.


The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should
remember fairies are female.

Ce message a été modifié par joanne_192 - 07/02/2006 17:40.

Comme depuis, j'ai lu quelques BLAGUES, je ne culpabilise plus pour celle-là!!!!

Ce message a été modifié par joanne_192 - 07/02/2006 19:39.

The Four Cats !
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist,,,,,,and the fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
"T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better.He called his cat and said,
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies ............Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called his cat and said,,,,,
"Coffee Break,,,,do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet,,,,,,,,,,,

ate the cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

drank the milk,,,,,,,,,

sh*t on the paper,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

screwed the other three cats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

claimed he injured his back while doing so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,,,

put in for Workers Compensation...............and

went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............

Ce message a été modifié par joanne_192 - 07/02/2006 22:10.

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Excellent ! (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/cling.gif)

Tu as lu Jésus et Mo ?
Charlie Hebdo est extrêmement intéressant, si vous arrivez à en trouver un!! (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

Ce message a été modifié par joanne_192 - 10/02/2006 19:37.

Alors, vous l'avez lu ?

Pas lu, hélas...

Je vais essayer de trouver le dernier Charlie Hebdo (IMG:http://forum.ripp-it.com/style_emoticons/default/cling.gif)

Il va devenir collector ce numéro. :clng:

Il l'est déjà je pense.

400 000 ex

Hé hé